From Eden to Ashes

I was just drawn this way? fuck you!

Villains, unlike popular culture may lead you to believe… are not born bad. We become that way. There is no room for nature versus nurture in this conversation. You may be born a sociopath, one gear short of a Rolex, One evil needle in the haystack, One foot into Rosie O’Donnels backdoor…… but you must choose this life style, it does not choose you.

When you’re holding Mr Pansy McPansy  Pants over that vat of acid which also contains acid retardant mutant laser sharks, Do you want to be remembered as the asshole who belts off that there is no true reason for his madness and he just is a product of evolution? No, you don’t. I will tell you why you don’t want to be that asshole.

Befitting every Super Villain there is a back story. Much like heroes, what makes a Super Villain that much more bad ass is the fact that there is some dark secret… a Looming goal or master plan  to the unadulterated evil madness which has consumed the world like a whirlwind of Zippos and cheap Russian vodka.

Do you think that any other self respecting villain would pour years of bad assery and contempt for society down the proverbial toilet by saying he was just always this much of a bastard? NO! It takes a lot of work to be this much of an egotistically narcissistic super villain! God damnit I earned it! … and no one, not even some spandex wearing pussy can tell you otherwise!